
In the last week of July we witnessed the government’s “crime week”, intended to reassure the public that we should expect an imminent crackdown by a government that claims to take crime seriously. If only it did.
The papers were filled with jolly pictures of Boris Johnson and Priti Patel meeting police dogs (“Do you have to worry about romantic urges?” the Prime Minister asked of one dog handler, no doubt reflecting on Dilyn the Jack Russell’s penchant for humping visitors to Downing Street). And a video of Johnson grappling comically with an umbrella during the unveiling of a memorial to fallen police officers was widely shared on social media. Oh how we laughed.