Brighton and Hove buses are great
While others dream of Machu Picchu or Mandalay, I dream of Hangleton or Worthing.
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Nicholas Lezard
Nicholas Lezard writes the Down and Out column for the New Statesman.
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There is a term used in the council for people like this: solutionisers.
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The season of discounted port is over
And with that, my mood is as empty as my glass.
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I’m all for a plasterer who shows off his loadsamoney
There was something gleefully life-affirming about this pickup-owning character.
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I am poorly but, for the first time in nearly two decades, I am unpoor
I knew something was up when I ordered a Negroni.
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