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9 April 2015updated 15 Apr 2015 10:57am

Porn star Johnny Rockard’s shameful double life as Ukip candidate revealed

Shock scandal in Bristol.

By Media Mole

Beloved adult entertainer Johnny Rockard has been outed today by the Mirror as leading a double life as a crypto-fascist. Under the pseudonym “John Langley”, the 49-year-old is not only the vice chairman of Ukip in Bristol, but is also running as a candidate in the local elections there next month.

However, he has insisted he has “nothing to be embarrassed about”, telling the paper:

Ukip is a working class party which appeals to working class people.

Normal people go to the pub and enjoy a pint and then probably go home and enjoy adult entertainment. What people do in their private lives is really up to them.”

Rockard – who, as well as performing, is also a “talent scout, manager and promoter” – has been in the business for more than 30 years, and is understandably proud of his entrepreneurship over that period. However, he has caused controversy before – in January 2014, the University of the West of England threatened him and porn actor Xzena with legal action for shooting a porn film on campus without permission.

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