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17 March 2018updated 28 Jun 2021 4:39am

Two words, nine letters and the endless, infinite trauma of my name

I was born V. Amol, which eventually became Amol Rajan. Simples, right? Alas, it’s been anything but.

By Amol Rajan

I always knew it would happen eventually – and yet, when I saw the email, it came as a shock. With a smack of recognition, I realised I could avoid this battle no longer. The reckoning was upon me. Finally I would have to explain how to say my name – and this time it was official.

The email was from the BBC Pronunciation Unit. They said they had received a query about “Amol”; and though I have explained it several thousand times, across many continents, this time was different. This time there was no room for error. The missive would go out to all and sundry who enquired from within Britain’s public broadcaster. Millions would hear the consequences.

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