Waitrose is a big part of my life
Here I am, writing about my shopping again: eat your heart out, Adrian Chiles.
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Nicholas Lezard
Nicholas Lezard writes the Down and Out column for the New Statesman.
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In an effort to see off the bailiffs, I am open to article suggestions
A reader’s letter about me reviewing Waitrose wine is amusing, but I wonder if he is being a little…
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A severe case of Trump-Harris-debate-itis
I had visions of a ruptured blood vessel and my vital fluids gushing all over Boots’ terrified customers…
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Listening to Debussy at thrash metal volume
One shouldn’t use a fork to scoop ear wax out, but I was getting frantic.
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A new laptop has enhanced my life
The days of needing a baseball cap to write this column are finally over.
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A jokey exchange in Waitrose veers into darkly existential territory
A question about whether I was old enough to buy alcohol haunts me with brutal irony.
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I went to face down rioters but was confronted by my own fame instead
In countering the fash I felt the years roll away.
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Even flying ants get more action than I do
I’m unlikely to join the Twenty-Foot-High Club, never mind the Mile-High Club.
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I am a natural sportsman while sedentary
The more tennis and football I played, the worse I got.
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