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Julian Clary

Julian Clary

A look at the week through the eyes of a camp comic and renowned homosexual. He may pass a withering comment on the politicians of the day but he's more likely to write about skin care products or the toads in his garden.

Articles by julian clary

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I'm not Michael Barrymore

  • 04 September 2008

Fresh air, banter with the lads, brick dust under my nails. Now that's what I call job satisfaction ... but then I had the terrible realisation that they’d mistaken me for Michael Barrymore

As with rugby, it's not the winning that counts, it's the communal showers afterwards

  • 21 August 2008

It may be true that chickens are stupid, but they could still pass a couple of A-levels

Julian's week

  • 07 August 2008
  • 4 comments

I don't know why, but I suspect most New Statesman readers live in the inner city and share their bathwater

One stinking dog

  • 24 July 2008
  • 5 comments

The supermarket buyers suggest another title for my second novel – The Devil Wears Bifocals

A pregnant psychic

  • 10 July 2008

My book tour began to look up when I found myself being probed by Natasha Kaplinsky. I’ve got a thing about women who are expecting. I come over all Stonehenge

From Mugabe to Cartier

  • 26 June 2008
  • 4 comments

Our over-analytical brains are a curse - mine led me from Robert Mugabe to a Cartier Tank ring

A window-rattling belch

  • 12 June 2008

Not even a Jaffa Cake and two Nurofen could make me feel better. It was time to call for an ambulance

Julian's week

  • 29 May 2008
  • 1 comment

Living in the country, I am fighting the urge to become a recluse. I think it's a losing battle.

Julian’s week

  • 15 May 2008

I’ve already named my fantasy children. But are sequins appropriate for a parents’ evening?

Julian’s week

  • 01 May 2008
  • 2 comments

My one-man show is not to everyone's taste, but the public is being very kind. It's a night out, of sorts

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