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Secrets, lies and the Blairs

  • 22 May 2008
  • 7 comments

Cherie suddenly brought forward the publication of her book to coincide with mine. To top it off, she claimed I didn't "know anything" about her husband and Gordon

Nuts about grass

  • 15 May 2008
  • 1 comment

Many British Columbians are rather disappointed to learn that Quebec has overtaken their province as the number one producer and exporter of cannabis

Released from Brixton clink

  • 08 May 2008
  • 1 comment

"Out already Peter?" came the decidedly resentful tones of Detective Sergeant "Sniffer" of West End Central Crime Squad. "If you wouldn't mind showing me what's in your bag"

Brush up your Shakespeare

  • 01 May 2008

I have an almost fatal risk gene in my makeup. It seemed folly to take this on having never read or seen the play. But soon I was sharing the director's enthusiasm measure for measure

Safety first - but not for children

  • 24 April 2008

You can't carry a cup of hot coffee on a train, or smoke in a public place - but if you're a teenager you know for a fact you'll be attacked on the street

Masai warriors, non-doms and Rick Astley

  • 17 April 2008

The London Marathon is habitually called a "festival". I suspect this accolade is given by those who have never run it

My bath mat's campaign for the presidency

  • 10 April 2008
  • 1 comment

I revealed the intimacy of my relationship with Dr Moo, a half-man, half-cow chimera created following the new embryology bill

In the eye of Hurricane Carla

  • 03 April 2008

On a morning news programme, I'm asked whether Kevin Costner is on the longlist of the first lady's ex-lovers. I'd naively thought we would discuss Sarkozy's politics

What people ask me about Bangladesh

  • 27 March 2008
  • 5 comments

Is my country about to be overrun by radical Islamists? Will everyone drown in the rising sea? I'm suddenly taking on the role of ambassador

Pubs and football, a writer's raw material

  • 19 March 2008

I've been thinking of writing a play about Reggie, but when I get those thoughts I feel guilty. Whether we like it or not, we writers get our best ideas from the suffering of real people . . .

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