The slightly dotty duo have seized upon the Valentine’s fervour gripping the nation and released the above picture to, er, celebrate Valentine’s Day – and put a nation off its lunch. The disgraced former MP Neil Hamilton plays Patrick Swayze, while Christine Hamilton is Demi Moore.
Apparently it’s all for charity. Perhaps if they raise enough, they’ll never do it again. Give generously!
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