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4 February 2011

Fuming mad in New York

Some thoughts on smoking as the outdoor ban is extended in New York to beaches and parks.

By Yo Zushi

One evening in November 1492, as the wintry chill descended on a stretch of North American coastline, Christopher Columbus welcomed back two exhausted crewmen aboard his ship, the Santa Maria. Luis de Torres and Rodrigo de Jerrez had been sent ahead months earlier on a fool’s errand: to search for China in the deep forests of Cuba. On their journeys, the Spanish scouts had witnessed natives “drinking” the smoke emanating from the end of “a musket formed of paper”. De Jerrez had been curious enough to partake in this obscure ritual and, in doing so, became the first European to light up, cough and insist to sceptical friends that it was a pleasurable experience, honest. When he returned to his coastal home town of Ayamonte, he was swiftly sent to jail by the Spanish Inquisition; witnesses were so alarmed by the satanic clouds billowing from the corners of his mouth that a seven-year sentence was deemed necessary.

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