
Your mole tends to avoid PMQs, preferring to watch University Challenge when the urge to watch posh people making incomprehensible noises arises.
So it missed an entertaining set-to between the Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition over their mums. A Labour MP – your mole believes it was one of the Eagle twins – heckled David Cameron about his mother’s opposition to local government cuts in Oxfordshire, asking what his mother would say were she there. To which Cameron responded: “Put on a proper suit, do up your tie, and SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.”